Chard

noun.
a beet having large leaves and succulent stalks often cooked as a vegetable


I am a huge fan of vegetables, especially leafy greens. I haven't had chard (that I can remember), but I'm sure I would like it even though it clearly has the worst name ever for a vegetable. Nothing edible should sound like the word "charred", am I right?

sounds so unappetizing!

It comes in pretty colors though:

Bowel

Noun
Another name for the intestine. The small bowel and the large bowel are the small and the large intestines respectively.
The word "bowel" originated from the Latin "botulus" meaning "sausage" because the outside of the intestine looked like a sausage to the Romans.

And thanks for ruining sausage for me...whomp whomp

Aural

adjective.
of or relating to the ear or to the sense of hearing

Listen at your own risk. Although, I thought the pronunciation was more like "aww-ral", the Merriam Webster Man says "or-ral", which isn't too terrible.