Chard

noun.
a beet having large leaves and succulent stalks often cooked as a vegetable


I am a huge fan of vegetables, especially leafy greens. I haven't had chard (that I can remember), but I'm sure I would like it even though it clearly has the worst name ever for a vegetable. Nothing edible should sound like the word "charred", am I right?

sounds so unappetizing!

It comes in pretty colors though:

Bowel

Noun
Another name for the intestine. The small bowel and the large bowel are the small and the large intestines respectively.
The word "bowel" originated from the Latin "botulus" meaning "sausage" because the outside of the intestine looked like a sausage to the Romans.

And thanks for ruining sausage for me...whomp whomp

Aural

adjective.
of or relating to the ear or to the sense of hearing

Listen at your own risk. Although, I thought the pronunciation was more like "aww-ral", the Merriam Webster Man says "or-ral", which isn't too terrible.

Mucus

noun.
a viscid slippery secretion that is usually rich in mucins




EW EW EW EW EW EW
gross!!!!!!!!!!!!

listen if you want to, but UGHHHHHHH.

Gleet

noun.
a chronic inflammation of a bodily orifice usually accompanied by an abnormal discharge.

Ew. That's according to Merriam-Webster.

Here's the definitions from Urban Dictionary.
Also very gross....

1. The ejection of saliva directly out of ones salvatory glands and out of his/her mouth. The technique is hard to master. You must quickly press the tip of your tounge against the back of your front teeth, while doing so you must "push down" on the lower part of your toung where the elastic-like tendon that connects the tounge to the bottom of the mouth joins the tounge. It is hard to do, but once done, it it's even harder to master.

2. (n.) the whitish discharge that oozes from the urethra when one has gonorrhea. This is seen in both males and females (most other definitions of gleet referring to saliva and spitting are false. Gleet has nothing to do with saliva, unless you suck off or eat out a person with gonorrhea).

EW, EW, EW, EW, EW, EW. Thanks person number 2 for that even more gross definition. Yuck.
Well no sound bite this week kids, but how about an "olde" newspaper clipping. Enjoy.

Potty

noun.
a small child's pot for urination or defecation.

Ew. Thanks for the gross definition Merriam-Webster.
Listen Here

And seriously? Could the Japanese come up with any thing weirder? Here's an adapted version of a potty training video for kids...

Crotch

noun
the angle formed by the inner sides of the legs where they join the human trunk

There were a lot of definitions for this ugly word but this seemed the most ridiculous and fitting