Gleet

noun.
a chronic inflammation of a bodily orifice usually accompanied by an abnormal discharge.

Ew. That's according to Merriam-Webster.

Here's the definitions from Urban Dictionary.
Also very gross....

1. The ejection of saliva directly out of ones salvatory glands and out of his/her mouth. The technique is hard to master. You must quickly press the tip of your tounge against the back of your front teeth, while doing so you must "push down" on the lower part of your toung where the elastic-like tendon that connects the tounge to the bottom of the mouth joins the tounge. It is hard to do, but once done, it it's even harder to master.

2. (n.) the whitish discharge that oozes from the urethra when one has gonorrhea. This is seen in both males and females (most other definitions of gleet referring to saliva and spitting are false. Gleet has nothing to do with saliva, unless you suck off or eat out a person with gonorrhea).

EW, EW, EW, EW, EW, EW. Thanks person number 2 for that even more gross definition. Yuck.
Well no sound bite this week kids, but how about an "olde" newspaper clipping. Enjoy.

Potty

noun.
a small child's pot for urination or defecation.

Ew. Thanks for the gross definition Merriam-Webster.
Listen Here

And seriously? Could the Japanese come up with any thing weirder? Here's an adapted version of a potty training video for kids...

Crotch

noun
the angle formed by the inner sides of the legs where they join the human trunk

There were a lot of definitions for this ugly word but this seemed the most ridiculous and fitting

Flagella

noun
plural form of flagellum

A long, threadlike appendage, especially a whiplike extension of certain cells or unicellular organisms that functions as an organ of locomotion.

This is just another nasty sounding word. It sounds like it would be a really ugly baby name. God help that poor kid who gets this name.

Pubis

noun
The front center portion of the pelvis.

So normally I am all for things relating to the pelvis (yeah!), but this word just sounds nasty. And it is another post a la Tara O'Brien. She originally told me of her hate of all words starting with pub- or pup- that had that awful "ooop" sound. Anyway its nasty and it makes me think of the fake word pewp (arguable spelling) which Juli often says which is a supposedly a mixture of poop and puke.....EEEEEWWWWEESS! all around.

Golf.

noun.
a game in which a player using special clubs attempts to sink a ball with as few strokes as possible into each of the 9 or 18 successive holes on a course.

Aka the most boring sport ever, and a terrible sounding word.
ew.

Jug

noun.
a large deep container with a narrow mouth and handle

This word sounds so guttural, and, come to think of it - it's another euphemism/slang term I don't like for "breast".

Titty

In general, I think euphemisms can get a little out of hand, but my least favorite is the word "titty", which is a euphemism for "breast".



This goes hand in hand with the phrase "tig ol' bitties" - sorry Mike Ryan.

Uppity

adjective.
putting on or marked by airs of superiority, arrogant, presumptuous

I've heard this word thrown around in recent political discussions and, boy, does it irk me.